Do i have to — black & white funny wall clock
£39 · 30cm
Free UK shipping included
A made-to-order 30cm wall clock carrying the words “Do i have to”, printed on a smooth glass face in black with white lettering. Each clock is printed to order by our partner workshop in the United Kingdom, hand-assembled with a quiet quartz movement, and shipped in protective packaging.
- Printed and shipped from the UK
- Usually arrives in 5–7 working days
- Backed by our 14-day Made-Right Promise
- Hands
- white
- Font
- oswald
Our Made-Right Promise
What you see in the preview is the artwork that goes to the printer. If it turns up damaged, faulty, or just plain wrong, send us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we will make you another one and ship it free, or give you your money back.
- No return postage to pay, and you keep the clock unless we ask for it back.
- We reply within two working days. Most claims are settled within seven.
- Refunds go to your own card, usually within 5 to 10 working days.
- Lost in the post? We reprint and resend at our cost, or refund in full. Your choice.
We can promise that because nothing is made until you order it. There is no warehouse of stock to argue over. If a clock is wrong, the fix is simply to print it again.
Read the full Returns and Refunds policyThe story behind these words
The words on this clock distil a longer thought from the people who said them first.
“I would prefer not to.”
“I can't go on. I'll go on.”
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
“Procrastination is the thief of time.”
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
“I do nothing, granted. But I see the hours pass.”
Materials & dimensions
| Diameter | 30 cm (≈ 11.8 inches) |
|---|---|
| Face | Smooth, high-quality glass, edge-to-edge printed with UV-cured ink |
| Hands | Quartz-driven hour, minute, and seconds hands in white |
| Movement | Silent-sweep quartz, runs on a single AA battery (not included) |
| Mounting | Wall-mounted via a standard sawtooth hanger on the back |
| Lead time | Printed in the United Kingdom and usually arriving within 5–7 working days |
Common questions about this clock
How long does shipping take?
Each clock is printed to order and usually arrives within 5–7 working days, shipped from within the United Kingdom. We currently ship inside the UK only.
Can I change the colours or wording?
Yes — every design on the site can be customised. Click Customize this design to swap the face colour, the lettering colour, the font, and the hand colour. The wording itself is one of our curated collection; custom wording isn’t available today.
What if my clock arrives damaged?
We replace or refund any clock that arrives damaged or with a print defect — just email us within 14 days of delivery with a photo. Because every clock is made to order with custom artwork, change-of-mind returns aren’t available, but the damage / defect guarantee applies regardless. Our full Returns & Refunds policy spells out the process.
Where is the clock made?
The glass face is printed and the clock is hand-assembled by our partner workshop in the United Kingdom. The design itself is curated and the artwork prepared in our studio.