Whatever O'Clock, made to order
21 quotes · pick one, then customize
Every clock here is a stylish 30cm wall clock, printed to order in the United Kingdom on a smooth glass face. Silent, continuous-sweep movement - no ticking, nothing to remind you of the creeping inevitability of your own demise.
Pick one of these, or, if you can summon up the energy, open the customizer to set the background, text colour, frame and hands.
Each clock is £39 with free UK shipping included, and usually arrives within a few working days. Time you were going to spend anyway.
Fuck that
“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.”
Fuck you
“I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.”
Here we fucking well go again
“What's past is prologue.”
None of this matters
“In the long run we are all dead.”
Not today thank you
“Tomorrow is another day.”
Time is bullshit
“Time is a game played beautifully by children.”
Who cares
“The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.”
You idiot
“The stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Don't be a dick
“Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.”
Who me
“To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle.”
Soon you will be dead
“Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me.”
Do i have to
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
Not this again
“Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.”
What now
“I have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
Well done
“Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.”