Whatever O'Clock, made to order

12 quotes · pick one, then customize

Every clock here is a 30cm wall clock, printed to order in the United Kingdom on a smooth glass face. Silent, continuous-sweep movement — no ticking, so nothing reminds you out loud.

Pick the words you can live with, then open the customizer to set the background and text colour. It's the most control you'll have over anything today.

Each clock is £55 with free UK shipping included, and usually arrives within a few working days. Time you were going to spend anyway.

Get to fuck

“Get thee to a nunnery.”
— William Shakespeare
Zen wall clock in calm studio
Zen wall clock: "get to fuck"

Time is bullshit

“Time is a game played beautifully by children.”
— Heraclitus
Zen wall clock in modern bathroom
Zen wall clock: "time is bullshit"

Whatever

“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.”
— Mahatma Gandhi
Zen wall clock in minimalist hallway
Zen wall clock: "whatever"

What now

“We must cultivate our garden.”
— Voltaire
Zen wall clock in boho dining
Zen wall clock: "what now"

You idiot

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
— Albert Einstein
Zen wall clock in greige column
Zen wall clock: "you idiot"

Well done

“Damn with faint praise.”
— Alexander Pope
Zen wall clock in covered patio
Zen wall clock: "well done"

Not today thank you

“Delay is the deadliest form of denial.”
— C. Northcote Parkinson
Zen wall clock in scandi bedroom
Zen wall clock: "not today thank you"

It is what

“This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more.”
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Zen wall clock in farmhouse kitchen
Zen wall clock: "it is what"

Make it stop

“Hell is other people.”
— Sartre
Zen wall clock in sunroom
Zen wall clock: "make it stop"

Do i have to

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
— Mark Twain
Zen wall clock in boho dining
Zen wall clock: "do i have to"

Why bother

“You might as well live.”
— Dorothy Parker
Zen wall clock in coffee shop
Zen wall clock: "why bother"

Who me

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”
— Lewis Carroll
Zen wall clock in reading nook
Zen wall clock: "who me"